The President of the United States should be a role model for all of us. In that spirit, I’m recommending that all of us (for fun) talk like Donald Trump. So, for example, when you make a batch of hamburgers for your family, you say, “These are going to be the best hamburgers you’ve ever eaten. No, the best hamburgers anybody’s ever eaten in the history of the world. And that’s because of the quality of the cook. If there was a Nobel prize for cooking, I would definitely get it. Ask anybody . . . ” and so on. If we all did this all the time, it would be a great crowd gag and maybe motivate some of the people who have the power to do it to dump this clown.