Office EtiquetteOctober 24th, 2010

To the tune of “Girl from Ipanema”

Copyright 1991 Stephen Fournier

Nice young judge from Pinpoint, Georgia.
His fly’s wide open, he’s glidin’ toward ya.
The girls he passes, they steam his glasses,
Then, aaahhh.

He’ll take in a porno movie,
With dogs and goats, it’s really groovy.
He’s so obscene he describes his weenie,
Then, aaahhhh.

He’s so much wiser and older.
He’ll put his hand on your shoulder.
Then, when he gets a bit bolder,
You might feel him come up from behind.
How come nobody else seems to mind?

Don’t be shy.  Indulge your passion.
Seduce your boss, it’s all the fashion.
You’ll feel real fine
And help your career.

Sweetest boss you ever had, he
Comes on like sugar, your office daddy
A little jiggle will make him giggle,
Then, aaaahh.

So don’t you get all in a muddle.
This teddy bear just wants to cuddle
He’ll brush your thigh and then heave a sigh
And then, aaahhhh.

Ply him with prurient glances.
Sigh over office romances.
Flash him a glimpse of your pants, sis.
Have a care for his cherished beliefs:
A judge must see everyone’s briefs.

So don’t be shy.  Indulge your passion.
Seduce your boss, it’s all the fashion.
You’ll feel real fine
And help your career.